repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This website is so inspirational
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
Okay, this may sound odd, but honestly, I don’t even want a romantic relationship with Benedict in any way, I would just love to give him a hug, buy him hot chocolate or something and talk to him. I mean, of course his looks are dapper and attractive as ASDFGHJKL but I honestly just admire him so…